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tit fuck

To have sex with a small bird often blue or yellow in color
by gub April 21, 2005
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tit fuck

the act of cutting open a female's breast and sticking your penis inside of it performing acts as if it were intercourse
After we came home from dinner, my girlfriend let me tit fuck her.
by horace p. mctittys April 8, 2010
mugGet the tit fuckmug.

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.
"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)
mugGet the fuck your tits offmug.

Mother Fucking Bitch Tits

Used to describe extreme anger.
-Hey, I fucked your girlfriend last night.
-Mother fucking bitch tits!!!
by ExanimateErika February 24, 2011
mugGet the Mother Fucking Bitch Titsmug.

Man Tit Fuck

Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.

Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
by Toilette October 14, 2014
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Jesus Tit Fuck

Getting Tit Fucked and cumming on her chin giving her the grey beard of an old Jesus.
Man her rack is so firm I'd want to give her a Jesus Tit Fuck
by The_Lion_Tamer July 12, 2011
mugGet the Jesus Tit Fuckmug.

Urinal Tit Fuck

When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.
Oh Man I Urinal Tit Fucked that girl so hard, my ass is still wet from the victory flush
by Soliberry n Vee June 19, 2010
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