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fuckation

A much-needed vacation taken by married people, without their children, allowing plenty of opportunity for sexual intercourse.
"I'm so tired of being interrupted by the kids every time I'm trying to get laid, it's about time the Mrs. and I take a little fuckation."
by phat marie January 13, 2010
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fucktion

A function that's totally fucking your maths.
(In reference to a page of mathematical derivations)
This is impossible! This fucktion is ruining my shit!
by PhysicsProcrastibator October 26, 2010
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science fucktion

science fucktion (sy ents fuk shun) NOUN. A genre of writing that describes advanced technologies and explicit sex acts, usually with aliens, monsters, robots or heavily modified humans.
My favorite science fucktion story is "Transvestite Robot Hookers from Mars." I think it was based on The Bible.
by Maxhole June 22, 2009
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fuckationship

The act of having a fuck buddy or just sport fucking a bitch instead of actually going out with her. The optimal way to have a relationship with a woman.
No you see Ms. B, Alyssa and I have a fuckationship. Ben, why can't you have a real relationship? Because she is a slut and I just wanna fuck her without the drama.
by Connor L May 15, 2008
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furcation

A corporate put-some-shine-on-this-poop term for an unpaid furlough of five or more consecutive work-days. Often said with heavy irony. A combination of the words furlough and vacation.
Chris: "Where are you going on your furcation?"

Mike: "To buy a bunch of ramen noodles, sit on the couch, and try not to spend any money."
by Corporatespeak February 24, 2009
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fuction

The farting sound that occurs during sex, either from air being forced in and out of the vagina by the penis, or from the suction created from the moist sweaty skin of two people moving on top of each other.
I was screwing my girl last night, when all of a sudden her pussy started quiefing. Man, we had some fuction going on!
by Mr. Bubblehead March 23, 2005
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fucktion

the heat generated by having sex
Gosh, it was cold in here a few minutes ago, but it's warm now--must be the fucktion
by Mike Reilly October 17, 2003
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