FTD

First To Die. The phrase often emerges when a close group of friends candidly decides which one is the first to die. This is often done by a predetermined set of criteria, like frequency of cocaine usage, not looking both ways before crossing the street, frequent exposure to hazardous paint, not brushing teeth ever because it disagrees with you philosophically, terrible skills behind the wheel.

Yo, Scotty is the First to Die!

by FTD June 28, 2005

FTD

Facebook Transmitted Disease

When an application takes over someone's account, they have an FTD.

Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!

Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.

by DrinkerOfMonster February 19, 2011

FTD

Facebook Transmitted Disease

A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!

Hey Greg got a free Subway sandwich by pressing "like" on this page! I gotta get one! Wait... what?? There's no sandwich?? What's this on my facebook page? I didn't "like" that! Where is this coming from?? GREG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? Oh wait... it's a FTD.

by scoozers June 13, 2011

FTD

Fuck This Day

girl : worst day EVER . FTD

by dana101 August 29, 2011

FTD

Acronym for first to die, which refers to the fist character to be killed in any horror film.

The naked female swimmer was FTD in Jaws.

by willit63 January 22, 2012

FTD

(Facebook Transmitted Disease) Anything in direct relation with the social networking site Facebook that causes you physical and/or emotional pain. Also linked to anything painfully useless facebook blesses you with that refuses to go away (i.e Farmville)

"Fuck, Dude my Ex just FB chatted me."

"Aww man that sucks, just dont catch an FTD."

by Gingerballs32 February 25, 2010

FTD

Stands for "Fucked To Death".

Also called F2D.

I wanna get ftd, that's the way I want to go.

by Oskourse May 29, 2009