First To Die. The phrase often emerges when a close group of friends candidly decides which one is the first to die. This is often done by a predetermined set of criteria, like frequency of cocaine usage, not looking both ways before crossing the street, frequent exposure to hazardous paint, not brushing teeth ever because it disagrees with you philosophically, terrible skills behind the wheel.
by FTD June 18, 2005
Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!
Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.
Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.
by DrinkerOfMonster January 29, 2011
Facebook Transmitted Disease
A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!
A friend posts a cool story, link or coupon on their mini-feed and it's too good to pass up. You click on the link, and not only is there NOTHING there for you, but now your facebook has been littered with "likes" from random places you didn't know. Yeah, instead of getting a free gadget/coffee/concert ticket/etc., you just got SPAMMED!
Hey Greg got a free Subway sandwich by pressing "like" on this page! I gotta get one! Wait... what?? There's no sandwich?? What's this on my facebook page? I didn't "like" that! Where is this coming from?? GREG WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?? Oh wait... it's a FTD.
by scoozers May 19, 2011
by willit63 January 06, 2012
(Facebook Transmitted Disease) Anything in direct relation with the social networking site Facebook that causes you physical and/or emotional pain. Also linked to anything painfully useless facebook blesses you with that refuses to go away (i.e Farmville)
by Gingerballs32 February 25, 2010
by Oskourse May 29, 2009