Fruit 

Something or someone dumb

Dave is a fruit

Fruit by _E_m_m_a_jane April 29, 2017

Fruit 

The ballsack of the plant. I mean the seeds are inside a ballsack right, and if the ovary holds the seeds, and the ovary turns into the fruit, does that make fruit a ballsack.

"I'm a ballsack" said every fruit ever

Fruit by Lil. Urban October 18, 2018

Fruit 

A gay man who is very flamboyant, with very bright colors.

" Damn Nico you looking like gargantuan fruit today."

Fruit by Leirbag Ovol October 18, 2018

Fruit 

Something you would eat with custard

Treacle tart is a Fruit

Fruit by tomdartmoor March 28, 2022

fruit 

anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'

you dude! you're such a fruit!

fruit by not a fruit January 20, 2004

Fruit 

Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...

n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.

Fruit by olivepip January 9, 2009

fruit 

Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:

This is if you are a gay man....

Or a strawberry.

A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.

A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.

fruit by Yelizaveta January 17, 2009