Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.

by FixIns June 13, 2010

Fritzer

In the trading of equity options, the execution of a trade so bad that the party in need of a fritzer is forced to buy above the market offer or sell below the market bid, usually due to a large stock or volatility move between consummation and execution of the trade. This generally means that the trade cannot be legally executed for some time, leading to much wailing and gnashing of teeth by the party taking the Fritzer.

CLERK: I can't f-ing print these, _____!
TRADER: We're going to need a Fritzer on this one!!! That mf-er ran me over!
....

SALES TRADER: Um, sorry about that one, ____.

by N_S_C May 18, 2007

Saggy Fritter

This is most commonly found in females when the vaginal flaps begin to sag and droop after too much intercourse. Although it is most commonly found in women it can also be rarely found in men after a severe rupturing of the shitebox.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LICK OUT! YOU HAVE ONE SERIOUSLY SAGGY FRITTER!

by DAVE1888 January 18, 2011

Fritznerson

One of the most hansome men on earth and is good at sport. And is also very lit

I met Fritznerson

by an;dbsakdbhiwbf/lkwe November 20, 2019

Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

fritter

Fried dough, typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a fried pie or a turnover.

Fritters, also known as fried pies, are amazing.

by Amy Belaus January 4, 2008