Friendly Fire

1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.

"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"

by J Kong October 19, 2013

Friendly Fire

this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation

Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?

by Jack10392 May 06, 2010

Friendly fire

The ONLY thing the americans can excell at

Yee HA I have a really big let's got blow something up

by Bush Mr G August 29, 2003

friendly fire

When a person has too much food in their mouth and speaks so intensely that they spit it onto another person.

Dude, swallow your mashed potatoes before your friendly fire has me looking like Pizza the Hut.

by The Challenge May 15, 2009

friendly fire

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.

Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!

by markah stewart October 23, 2005

friendly fire

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.

Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?

by Paul June 12, 2004

Friendly Fire

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.

Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!

by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020