the Adam Friedland

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream world

he put the gun to my head and forced me give him the Adam Friedland

by boa la la June 30, 2022

friendlier

A friend who chooses to want to got eem

Wow, Shooker really is a friendlier (he is friendly while eeting)!

by ShookWooker October 16, 2017

Deep-Friending

Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.

Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.

by TastesLikeLemons57 November 12, 2010

Cold Friending

A tactic for meeting new people on social networks, e.g., friending someone you found while perusing a mutual friend’s profile, or following someone on a social network without actually knowing them; cold friending is our generation’s version of cold calling for business.

I was just surfing around cold friending people on Facebook and now I'm going to do a project with a couple of the people I connected with.

by Ian Conversation November 27, 2010

Force-friending

When someone you do not really care for but cannot seem to get away from forces herself upon you socially. He/She insists you get together to hang out and no matter how many excuses you give, you find yourself sitting across from them at coffee or cocktails.

I can't meet you tonight, Sophie is force-friending me and so we are having coffee.

by Flapper20 August 26, 2014

Friendalanche

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event

Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."

by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

friendentine

A friend that is your Valentine but in a non sexual/in love way

"Do you have a Valentine?"

"No, but my friend Joe is my Friendentine"

by Shittydefiner February 4, 2017