Friedemann

Usually pretty shy but after doing some microwaving on him he'll turn out to be an animal. He's a squirrel in bed and the one who is most likely to turn out to be hacking the FBI later. Gotta love him

"You are such a Friedemann!!"

by unobvious February 20, 2017

Lawton Friedland

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.

"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"

by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019

the Adam Friedland

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream world

he put the gun to my head and forced me give him the Adam Friedland

by boa la la June 30, 2022

the Adam Friedland

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm

the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland

by boa la la June 30, 2022

Jeremy Freedman

Guitarist for the band “The Neighbourhood”. Also known as the Pussy Destroyer, Soft Rock Jer, Birthday Sex, or Jerry Hot Licks. Has a pretty good voice too. Probably the funniest member of the band, therefor the only one that really matters. Enjoys making pictures of old guys with eyeliner, long hair, and weird facial expressions wearing top hats and tuxedos his profile picture on Twitter so that no one knows it’s really him.

Jeremy Freedman? More like Jeremy FreeDAMN, am I right?

by califøurnia June 9, 2014

Marty Freidman

One of the greatest guitarists of all time, joined Megadeth(=God) from 1990 to 1999 and recorded some of the most amazing shit ever heard by human ears. His solos are out of his world, he could fucking rape any piece of shit that he comes up against, his Jackson Kelly guitars are the greatest thing to happen to music in a long time, and he could kick the fuck out of any half ass idiot like John Frusciante (red hot chili dickheads can sniff my fucking chode) or any other dildo like that just by looking at him. Also has the sweetest fucking hair ever seen, now lives in japan where he produces pop music and rapes the shit out of little asian whores.

Cool dood 1: I heard Marty Freidman killed god yesterday by playing "Hanger 18" so loud it blew his brains out of his ass.
Cool dood 2: Yea he tends to do things like that alot. Megadeth rules.

by Schmidto April 24, 2009

Friendmance

1. A cute relationship you have with a friend.

2. Friends who make each other happy.

3. Friends that act like homosexual lovers but are straight.

"Me and Abby have the best friendmance."

by sexgodmikey August 12, 2014