Freetard

A pejorative term for individuals who incessantly scream "free bird" at rock concerts.

The cover band was repeatedly interrupted by freetards during the set.

by Anna Borshin August 19, 2021

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009