nikolai fraiture

A fantastic bassist.
Plays bass for The Strokes.
Fellow band members include: Julian Casablancas, vocals; Nick Valensi, lead/rhythm guitar; Albert Hammond Jr, lead/rhythm guitar; Fabrizio Moretti, drums.
The greatest and sexiest band to ever walk this earth.
The Strokes = orgasmic.

guy1 - hey dude, you heard of Nikolai Fraiture?

guy2 - yeah! he plays the mellow and smooth bass lines in the sexiest band ever, The Strokes.

guy1 - dude, are you gay? sexy? wtf?

guy2 - fuckit. they turned me gay!

by Lauraa. July 30, 2006

nikolai fraiture

Franco-Russian soft-haired and soft-spoken bassist for the Strokes. Often found in the background of photos and obscured by a lot of hair. Has great taste in literature and a heart of gold. Plays chess and Trivial Pursuit.

I met Nikolai Fraiture and we talked about how "Crime and Punishment" was actually inferior to "The Devils."

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

cunt features

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

by Shell555 January 5, 2007

undocumented feature

A euphemism for a programming flaw or glitch in a software application discovered only after it's release into the general public.

"Yes, the help desk is aware that creating more than four hundred subdirectories inside a single folder corrupts the file allocation table. That is an 'undocumented feature' which we are closely monitoring at this time".

by dumb ironworker January 20, 2007

nikolai fraiture

Nikolai is Lovely...full-stop!!!
He's my Fav member of The Strokes, no offence to the other guys.

Lovely is a saying about a guy who is a sweetheart.

by Miss Donna February 2, 2004

twat features

A person with facial features that resemble a twat

1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!

by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

by ckerr16 April 23, 2008