FRANCOISED 

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave

Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...

FRANCOISED by Detective L October 27, 2010

Franconia Corn Dog 

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

Franconia Corn Dog by Gornlo January 24, 2011

Francisco Lachowski 

A Brazilian male model, and one of the hottest guys in this universe.

Have you seen Francisco Lachowski ?
Yes, and I jizzed

Francisco Lachowski by CHINESE NUTS May 27, 2011

francisca 

the hottest girl in the world. usually has gorgeous brown hair and captivating dark eyes. probably the best looking girl you will ever see. not like a fernanda.

boy: "oh look at francisca she is so hott!"

girl: "lol i know i wish i was her." :(

francisca by weflyhigh June 20, 2008

Francisca 

She is a funny, gooffy girl. She is very talkative, and possitve. Besides she is gooffy, she can very serious if you ask her to be. She helps a lot, in different ways. Her family is the most importante thing for her in life, follows by her friedns, that usually, are a lot. She is optimistic, and always think of the bright side of problems. She speaks a lot, and very loud. Is easy for her to be stress, and hates when people give her a hard time. She doesn't give a crap on haters. She loves mostly everyhing. Francisca's are loyal and would never want to hurt someone porposely

Please tell Francisca to shut up!
Sometimes Francisca can be so gooffy, you can spend a fun time with her.
If someones loves her family, that must be Francisca

Francisca by 11Eleven11 February 7, 2018

San Francisco Speedbump 

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.

I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.

San Francisco Speedbump by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011

francisized 

1. a statement indicating you have been screwed, "hosed", bamboozled, deceived by your co-worker or supervisor

or
2. a statement indicating you have been sedated or drugged beyond comprehension

1. After only sleeping 2 hours after being on call all night, I was francisized by the supervisor by giving me the hardest assignment.

2. I went to get a procedure and did not wake up for 5 hours after it was complete. I was francisized.

francisized by hoha August 13, 2010