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Team Fortress 2 

The best game ever made made by valve that is about a team mercenaries killing another team of mercenaries.
Examples of why team fortress 2 is art: Pootis spencer here, spa sappin mah sentry, demopan, spycrab and everything that a game would wish to have.

James "Hey want to play some Team fortress 2? "
Me: "fuck off mate"
Team Fortress 2 by Yes haha September 16, 2018
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forreal forreal 

Forreal forreal, I heard she got shot
forreal forreal by Tee December 15, 2004

mong fortress 

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.
Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...
mong fortress by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Fortress of Shitatude 

When you find a rarely used toilet in the workplace.
Dude I found a toilet no one uses at the office, it's my fortress of shitatude
Fortress of Shitatude by mregina August 27, 2016

Team Fortress 2 

Team Fortress 2 Is a FPS shooter game where you can plays as Characters such as Scout,Medic, and spy and some more. Team Fortress 2 Is an online game where you can play with real people or your friends. The community of Team Fortress 2 is very friendly nobody is really mean which is great. Team Fortress 2 came out in 2005 and gets updates rarely so there’s sadly not going to be a Team Fortress 3.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play Team Fortress 2 today?
Guy 2: Sure that game is very fun!

Fortress of Solitude 

1. The place that serves as a base for superman. It was first seen in superman #17 on the borders of metropolis, however it is now usually thought to be located in antartica.

2. The bathroom at work, in it's solitude, you can have a few minutes of peace and quiet.
I'll call you from the fortress of solitude, in a few minutes.
Fortress of Solitude by ratpak5 March 22, 2011

Team Fortress 2 

A video game primarily for PC but also on Xbox that revolves around hats, and the obtaining thereof. Often mistaken to be a First-Person Shooter, but this is a common misconception.
gamer 1: "Dood look at all teh hats I have in Team Fortress 2 I have a chef hat, a beret, a hot dog hat, and a ghost hat!!11!1"
gamer 2: "I just started playing and all I have is a hard hat :("
Team Fortress 2 by WhatsGoodNyukka October 27, 2012