Gaitan Feltching

Gaitan Feltching is whenever Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan is sucking sperm from his boyfriend's or some other guy-he met at Tabu bar & lounge, asshole.

Miguel "Creepy" Gaitan sucking sperm from his boyfriend's ass.

The Gaitan family caught their relatives Gaitan Feltching each other during their family reunion.

by Word on the street May 29, 2017

Hobo Footing

To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.

'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay

by H, Steve, James January 19, 2008

frothing

Collective noun for a group of conservatives.

A frothing of conservatives came out to follow the candidate after he asked for their support against what he called an onslaught of communists.

by paulpaxman June 5, 2012

Flothing

To Floth. To float in a flopping manner.

The key to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. However most people only succeed in flothing, not flying.

by Mighty Morphin' Man May 1, 2008

Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Frodo-footing

Going barefoot for any reason, named after the hobbit of the same name...

"ooh look, a firewalker!"

"yeah, he's sure frodo-footing it."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"nothing."

"..."

by M S G January 4, 2010

Footfinger

A toe.

OW! I stubbed my footfinger!

by Shant K. January 6, 2011