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raw foodist 

An individual who chooses to consume only raw fruits, nuts, vegetables and seeds. The healthiest possible way to live.
"Ewwww, cooked food. What poison. I'm glad i'm a raw foodist, whcih makes me so much healthier than those obese people over there at McDonald's."
raw foodist by Zena September 12, 2005

foodstamp 

A term used for defining a person of poor or no wealth. One who is on welfare, a skank ass turd burglar who lives off people who make a living.

It can also be used to degrade your friend after he's made a dumbass of himself, and it just sounds funny to call someone that, regardless of their money status.
Jeeves: Oh, dammit! Tom, what the fuck happened to your part of the rent??

Tom: Sorry man, I lost my job a couple weeks back.

Jeeves: You fuckin' foodstamp! You are worthless, stupid skankface! I ought to face your mom and have her give me a blow job.

Tom: That's cool dude, she's dead.

Jeeves: Shut up Tom, you are a foodstamp, foodstamps don't know anything.
foodstamp by Marc Oxenreider July 28, 2006
Cris is a foodist.

A buddhist?

No, a FOODIST. She is FAT.
foodist by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

foodstamp baby

A baby, usually black or of another minority group, whose parents are on foodstamps. Foodstamp babies grow up on massive amounts of kool-aid, watermelon and chicken. Foodstamp babies cry a lot because they learn at a very young age that their parents are a burden to society.
John: "See that lady that just came through my line with $500 worth of chicken and watermelon? Of course she paid with foodstamps and her foodstamp baby wouldn't stop crying."
Ron: "Goddamn foodstamp babies."
foodstamp baby by john-stump December 18, 2011

Foodistzen 

A fatherless child who went out of his way to harass people due to having no parental figures to teach him manners.
Person A : Foodistzen can suck a nut . He harassed people I associate with.
Person B : I AGREE! I'm so lucky to have had a father so I will don't end up like him.
Foodistzen by Drinkistzen April 1, 2022
Typical Guy> Hey Muffin
Beautiful Girl> STOP BEING A SEXIST FOODIST BASTARD
Typical Guy> ...
Typical Guy> Hey Muffin
Girl> This implies I'm edible!
Guy> you didn't complain last time
foodist by Mr. Mofo August 29, 2005