flood bowl

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce

guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”

by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022

Dog Food Lid

When reversed, it spells "dildo of god."

Person 1: Got a dog food lid?
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
*immense sexual actions occur*

by SirQTPie June 17, 2015

date food

food that you eat during a date,in order to look cool.Date food does not include KFC,or other sorts of messy fatty food,especially for girls.

Joe:So,how was your date with Sue?

Mark:well,she was hot,but when she started chowing down that pork meat I almost barfed.

Joe:That is nasty!She should have eaten some date food.

by foursouls1 May 23, 2009

safe food

can be used in eating disorder communities, and autism communities, in ed, can be defined by a food that is low in calories and the person is not worried about eating it, in autism, autistic people can be ''picky eaters'' because sensory issues, so, safe food, is a food that the person likes it, the texture, and its safe to eat, and that will not cause a meltdown

''yeah, my safe food is apples''
''im autistic, my safe food is spaghetti''

by ggukied March 19, 2021

Food Gay

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

by Hamper Hunter January 2, 2021

food-tramps

Prostitutes who willingly accept food-stamps as a form of monetary return for their services.

Due to the absence of successful beings among the Vandergrift, Apollo, Leechburg, and other such areas, prostitutes are now willing to accept food-stamps as payment. After having received their payment, these "food-tramps" then proceed to buy large quantities of food or further barter the EBT for drugs.

by AlexChaffinsIsAFuckingScrub August 1, 2012

beard food

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater

Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?

by Riley Bear May 12, 2020