frustrated

To be horny but unable to satisfy those urges due to location, crowds, or lack of a lover.

Jill felt very frustrated while at the office since her boyfriend's teasing phonecall.

by Emma Jeannette December 4, 2007

Flushtrated

The feeling that comes over you after dropping a deuce at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house for the first time and realizing you have fatally clogged the toilet.

Dude, I went to Jenny's pad last night, and I drank 3 pitchers that afternoon so I had to drop a fat-ass brown bomber in the crapper: when I tried flushing that log down, it was a no-go... I was straight-up flushtrated, homie.

by The King of all Mexicans August 22, 2011

flustrated

I live in the southeast US. I first started hearing "flustrated" by local speakers a few years ago. It was apparent that the speakers were not using this for comic effect; the speakers were quite angry at the time.

I don't think that it's a combination of flustered and frustrated...just a variant pronounciation of "frustrated". If you look at the examples used by the other contributors on this site, I think that they illustrate the use of this term as "frustrated".

My boss keeps giving me contradictory directions of what he wants. It really gets me flustrated.

by carolina jessamine June 18, 2006

Frustrated Caesar

When a man's "Caesar hairstyle" looses ground in structure and style; due to its battle with the recession of male pattern baldness.

I know he's losing his hair, but I wish Eric get rid of that Frustrated Caesar and push it back already.

Eric's Frustrated Caesar starts from the crown of his head and is combed all the way down to the front.

Who's that bald bastard kiddin' with that Frustrated Caesar?

by Edward K. Monahan May 29, 2008

frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

Flextate

Jumping from one opinion to another.

'You see Jim, I think that my sexuality may be flextating. I just don't know what I want anymore, I just flextate from gay to straight.

by EllyR1993 October 21, 2010

Fluturated

Saturated with fluids. Opposite of thirsty.

After drinking a carton of milk, I felt totally fluturated.

by jizzmaster 69 May 26, 2011