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florentz

Extreme sharpness or pointedness, usually in relation to the rare and handcrafted traditional pocket knife of the Urugayan urban martens. Also used in relation to someone being unusually analytical to a point where genius is surpassed.
Dang, that marten knife is florentz. Or, Wow - thats a very florentz observation - no one had ever come to that conclusion without your contribution.
by Torpedo Moctezuma November 30, 2011
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florentinasgf

esmeralda / best girl on earth? yeah for sure! have you seen her? no? you should definitely check out her new posts and awesome edits. ( she’s already taken by me, we’re married ) esmeralda is a nice, talented, joyful, cherishing and lovely girl. i love her! #esmeandflo
„you don’t stan @florentinasgf? oh sucks for you!“

i love esmeralda!“
by floberkshire October 20, 2021
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Florentino

A man who truly humble funny . Very shy but once you get to know him he is super funny and sweet. He lack being romantic but he sure knows how to sweet talk to you . Very loyal friend. So if you have a florentino in your life you need him to be in your life
Florentino your so funny man .
by Unknown!123! November 23, 2021
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florentiner

an alternate word for hot beef. this should be used when the hot beef you are talking about is amazing, and well played. let me get this straight: the florentiner is NOT to be used with any of those other amatuer, pussy ass hot beefs.
person 1: damn did you see big mac attack florentine that cicada loving mother fucker over there.
person 2: yeah man. he was all fumbly jumbly about it!
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person 1: i'll florentine your face.
person 2: thats how i like it.
by ma jones May 22, 2004
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Florentine

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.
That sick TSC just florentined that dog
by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003
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Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.
"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"
by flo December 21, 2003
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Florentino

a really gay nerdy peson who loves cars more than women
Your such a florentino
by faustino December 9, 2008
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