fizzer

Australian definition: Something that promised excitement but instead was a disappointment.

That fire cracker was a real fizzer.

by joe_king October 12, 2011

fizz nuckin

to burp in one's asshole and have them fart it back in your face.

honey i got to burp can we fizz nuck real quick?

honey sex hasnt been the same how bout you eat a burrito before bed so we can fizz nuck all night

dude i got the worst taste in my mouth, my girl and i were fizz nuckin last night

by nacho & diego May 12, 2009

fizzed

1. to break or destroy something beyond belief
2. to take something un-breakable and defy physics by some how managing to break it
3. being clumsy in a amazing fashion

History: with origins in a group of friends from East Melbourne, Australia from long ago, fizzed has quickly become one of the most used words in the region to describe destruction by any single individual

I can't believe you broke that, bro you just fizzed it.

by the legend of group 1 December 17, 2012

crack fizz

The froth that appears around the mouth of a crack addict when one is fiending.

Not having smoked crack for five days, Billy began to form crack fizz aound his mouth.

by Mr. Bigotle April 4, 2011

Jizzle Fizzle

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.

1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

by FutureFunkSquad6000 March 28, 2020

all fizz and no jizz

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

fizzle fart

It's very similar to a shart only it makes a very distinct noise. The sound is like wind hitting plastic.

Jenn Royster eats a variety of different beans. An hour later she gets the fizzle farts.

by ajtheamazing May 13, 2008