flashlight therapy

Flashlight therapy is the process of beating someone with a large flashlight eg Mag-Lite to help them come to their senses. Often used by police officers. Can be prescribed by doctors when they become irate with annoying patients.

- My head hurts after that flashlight therapy last night!
- James bought a large 4x D-cell anodised Mag-Lite to help him see in the dark, and also to help others "see the light".

by YellowLemon October 18, 2009

Flashlight Effect

When a male/female takes a face selfie, and turns on flash which makes the persons face appear better. Blemishes, scars, etc. become transparent

Cassidy: hey dude i met this awesome chick last night on instagram bro
Jack: Stellar! Are you gonna date her?
Cassidy: well, yea-
Malcomn: wait! let me see a picture of her
Cassidy: well you can't really see her face, the picture has a lot of flash
Malcomn: The flashlight effect dude....
Cassidy: rats...

by akunissinuka May 8, 2014

Flashlight Bitch

When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.

Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.

19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.

*8yr old son runs over*

Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*

*19yr old son walks away chuckling*

by cool cool. April 16, 2010

flashlight party

When those who don't approve of the drugs and alcohol found in traditional clubs decide to re-create the club vibe in their dorm room/living room. Everyone at the party carries a flashlight and waves it around simulating the lights found in a dance club.

"Ah yeah. We had this flashlight party last weekend and we put Monica in the spotlight and she got down. I could really see myself marrying that girl."

by Chance2124 March 30, 2008

flashlight detective

A security guard; a mall cop. The only weapon they have besides a phone.

I was at the mall, then the flashlight detectives bitched at me for loitering.

by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016