Flashbang

When a girl flashes you, and then hits you in the face with a door.

Steve: How'd You get a concussion?
Larry: I got flashbanged...

by Jesusxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx April 3, 2009

flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.

DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....

by atticus February 19, 2005

Flashbang

After a long session of flirting and playing around when "blue balling" occurs you proceed to walk into the bathrooom and release the massive load of backed up semen into some toilet paper. When the pain has been releived you now proceed to sprint full force back into the room performing a baseball slide into the bed launching the semen covered toilet paper into the whores face.

Tom: Yo man how was that girl last night?
Victor: Bro she blue balled the shit out of me.
Tom: Haha, did you do anything about it?
Victor: Yea bro I flashbanged the shit out of that whore and her slutty roomate.
Tom: Damn, I was wondering what that flash was next door.
Victor: Yea that bitch got it good, UAV ONLINE.

by 4-i Freedom April 8, 2008

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking your peen and your about to jizz so you take your dick out of her mouth and yell, “Flashbang!!” As you jizz in her eyes, blinding her.

I gave that bitch a flashbang on my bed then broke up with her the next day.

by MDMA USER 69 May 29, 2019

Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 17, 2022

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016

Russian Flashbang Flashbanging

When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.

"FBI open up!"

Throws flashbang into room

FBI enters room

They see people doing the russian flashbang

The spetsnaz show up and join in

Putin approval.

"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."

by Cavalirium June 4, 2021