crusty bannana ass flakes

The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!

Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"

by ThatJimmyRustler May 30, 2014

Flake Rape

When a flake of food, primarily from a pastry dish, goes down your throat when you are not prepared to have said food go down thy throat.

So I was walking down the hill eating my croissant, I suffered a major flake rape.

by DumbleDaddy February 9, 2018

Flake in

Saying you're not going to do something and then ending up doing it at the last minute. Basically, the opposite of flaking out

"Hey, are you busy tonight?"

"Well I told my friend I couldn't come to his party because I thought I'd have work, but I might flake in and go."

by banana_graham April 16, 2019

Crotch Flakes

The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.

"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."

"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."

by Jenustegan November 7, 2005

Flaberganus

the flap of skin between your balls and your anus: also know as taint or the DMZ.

We have been riding bikes all day, my flaberganus is real sore.

by Den Bover February 4, 2010

flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

flaexus

Fläee-ksîs;

Noun:
Worlds best Car-Spotter.

Verb:

To film with *style*

Flaexus?! Oh I know him, everyone knows him.

Woah that’s a nice Ferrari, I’m going to Flaexus film it!

by Helicópterosonthebeach October 3, 2022