blister fister

Taking a lit cigarette and burning the rim of the anus. As the blisters appear you pop them with a forward motion of the fist using the pus as lubricant for easy insertion.

My butt is so sore after a blister fister

by Goodaz April 25, 2011

fixter

(noun) a hipster who rides a fixed gear; someone who thinks they're all that, dresses like a messenger, and rides a fixed gear.

That fixter almost kncked me over in the bike lane!

by isonka September 22, 2009

kitten fister

to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.

I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!

by MirKat January 1, 2008

sister fister

Anyone who has shoved their hand into a friend's sister's cunt

1) WOW I PULLED THE SISTER FISTER ON STEPH
2) I pulled the sister fister on blakes sister

by Zane April 4, 2003

fister blister

when you fist a girl so hard she gets a blister on her vagina which you call a fister blister

Sarah was being a bitch so I gave her the fister blister

by Hiawatha November 12, 2006

fister sister

1. a female who likes to engage in the ancient art of fisting with other women.

2. the act of fisting your female sibling.

3. an order of nuns devoted to fisting

1. watch out for that chick, i hear she's a fister sister

2. A: i often like to fister sister
B: you mean, fist a sister?
A: same thing dickhead

3. she is a sister of the fister religion.

by 60 2nd squire January 5, 2009

fixter

a breed of hipster that rides a fixed gear bike, usually without a brake. They often have bike or bike part tattoos and sport Chrome messenger bags and carry their keys for their house and bike lock on a carabiner. They sometimes wear little cycling caps. Legit bike hipsters work as bike messengers. To spot a fixter's bike, look for cards in the spokes of their usually colorful wheelset from alleycat races and look for color coordination. Fixters like to drink PBR and "classy" bottled beer and often smoke cigarettes. They often neglect to shower and enjoy growing wicked mustaches.

Fixter 1: You going to the alleycat this weekend? I hear cog magazine is sponsoring. Going to be pretty huge.

Fixter 2: Dude I'm stoked. Going to break out the new bike flask of whiskey.

by lalamanda February 6, 2010