Mr. Sister Fister

Mr. Sister Fister is a middle aged man who puts his finger his sister’s vagina

That man looks like/is a Mr. Sister Fister

by Hepatitis A January 29, 2018

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

minority filters

Those stupid iron "security" bars that cover windows in storefronts or homes, presumably to discourage break-ins. More often used to trap the inhabitants inside in event of a fire.

Minority filters can easily be circumvented by means of a skylight sale or similar exploit.

The gun shop claimed to open at 9:00, but when we got there at 9:15 the minority filters were still in place.

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

Fishers, Indiana

Ignore the other two definitions. Fishers is a nice leafy suburb north east of Indianapolis. While Hamilton County GENERALLY is where the upper class live, MOST people are middle to upper middle class. Most teenagers work jobs to pay their phone bills, and car insurance like other kids, though some do drive their parents mustang to school. Ignorantly, many kids who live here believe it is rich. They need to go to the suburbs of Seattle, Chicago, or New York and see what rich actually is. The cops are bored and have nothing better to do than give speeding tickets (I'll let you say if its good or bad). Housing prices are reasonable, property taxes low, FANTASTIC schools (though I have heard HSE is more cut-throat). Its typical, stereotypical, American suburb. Great for Families. Just average people going to work. Typical.

Average Fishers, Indiana Dad: I go to work everyday and make an a decent salary to provide for my family.
Average Fishers, Indiana Mom: The schools are great, and this is a great place for a family.

by Aynonmous October 18, 2013

Fosters

What the yanks reckon Aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. We have a totally different word for that though.. We call it... wait for it... "beer".
Fosters sucks, you'll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
If you want fosters in Australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a CBD.

"Did you piss in my stubbie??"

Nah, it's a Fosters.
*silence*

_PUNCH_

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Festersome

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.

Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.

by Annie Green April 2, 2011