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mississippi fish tank

When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.
Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new thing called the "mississippi fish tank", wanna try it?

Babe: Sounds weird? What is it?

Dude: You trust me?

Babe: Mmmm...yeah?

Dude: Open wide then, close your eyes, and try not too swallow.
by shmurban shmactive April 26, 2009
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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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Fish Tank

A euphemism used to describe the sounds of a water pipe, in order to circumvent reporting/recording in the Playstation Party Chat.
Bro, listen to this new Fish Tank I just bought

*Rips tube over mic*
by Steve Downes November 22, 2020
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Tank Fish

A good youtuber, i recommend it to 7 year olds
Akko: wanna watch some tank fish?

person 1: yesh
by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020
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Tank Fish

A haha funni youtuber that commits war crimes as a hobby.The leader of the Chaos Legion.Hes a very influential individual that is recommended for 7 y/o kids.And yes he's so retarded (that's why his vids are good).
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-Hi I'm Tank Fish And I have crippling deppresion
by SparkSanGivInformaeshun April 27, 2022
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