refers to relationships at weekend out at a festival in which one has only a box of wet-ones to clean up with.
Hey Sarah, do you want to come back to my tent tonight?
I'd love to Gareth, but I have the worst festivalfanny since Woodstock '94.
I'd love to Gareth, but I have the worst festivalfanny since Woodstock '94.
by retard99608 September 20, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!
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When you meet a girl on the first night of a festival and can't get away from her for the rest of it, having a festival relationship.
E.g.meeting on the first night and clinging to eahcother for the rest of the festival hoping for some action. Hence a festival girlfriend. But when the festival ends never speaking again.
Have you seen Josh ?
Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...
Have you seen Josh ?
Nope think hes with his festival girlfriend...
by biscuitbase August 13, 2011
Get the festival girlfriend mug.An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.
by alex December 1, 2003
Get the Sun God Festival mug.A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.
Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
Get the fecal festival mug.The best heavy metal festival in the world held every year at Donnington Park in Derby, UK. I has had all the worlds best bands play there, such as Metallica, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Slayer, Hatebreed and so many more I can't name them all.
The Monsters of Rock Festival is also held at Donnington Park.
The Monsters of Rock Festival is also held at Donnington Park.
by Download 07 Man June 8, 2007
Get the Download Festival mug.A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
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