financial terrorist

phi-nan-shull teh-wō-wist
noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:

The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

financial magician

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020

Finland

Country situated in Northern Europe in between Sweden and Russia. 2/3 of the country is just lakes. National language is Finnish (of the Finno-Ugric family of languages) although a small minority also speak Swedish. Famous for its typically tall, blond haired people, famous motor racing champions (such as Mika Hakkinen, Keke Rosberg and Tomi Makinen), Santa Claus (supposedly), good bands such as Children Of Bodom, Impaled Nazarene and Nightwish (fronted by the stunning Tarja Turunen), not so great but strangely more popular bands such as HIM and The Rasmus, Nokia, saunas, high suicide rates and getting very drunk.

Finland is a cool country.

by TimFS October 24, 2004

finland

Home of friendly people and good hockey players. Everyone I have met from Finland has been cool. The country is actually pronounced in Finnish Suomi (god I hope I spelled that right).

What's the closest thing to a fish's asshole? A Fin! (Told to me by a fellow from Finland!)

by nikthenyetminder January 29, 2005

Wu Tang Financial

A financial corporation owned by Wu-Tang Clan. Consult them if you need to diversify your bonds. It's also nuttin to fuck with.

Wu Tang Clan aint nuttin to fuck wit, Wu Tang Clan aint nuttin to fuck wit...
(From their Chappelle's Show Comemrcial, "Wu Tang Financial".)

by Silverberg June 29, 2006

Financially Attractive

To be Attracted to someone because of there Finance

Girl he is so ugly, I know but he's so Financially Attractive.

by Coco Paris January 7, 2007

financially embarrassed

When you have no money in the bank or your wallet.

Guy Number 1: Hey dude, you want to go get something to eat?

Guy Number 2: No man, not today, I'm financially embarrassed.

Guy Number 1: That sucks dude, I hate it when I'm financially embarrassed.

by michelze April 2, 2010