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Phat Fingered Essex Ska

Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.
Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*
by Ska-gal July 23, 2009
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fingerer

One who has fingered themselves during or shortly after the 9/11 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center.
Person: I heard the famous pop star Taylor Swift is a fingerer!
Person2: That's completely true! She was fingering herself during the attacks!
by TheSickVidz March 4, 2015
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Fingerbeater

A simple setup easily accessible with the fingers; consisting of a laptop equip with some music software and an inexpensive midi controller.
Laptop + Reason 4 + Akai MPD24 = Fingerbeater setup
by gongonR March 20, 2008
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The fingerest

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.
Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"
by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021
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Fingerlickin' Chicken

Nickname for a big time chicken eater.
Especially apropos to any individual who eats Popeye's or KFC more than four meals per week or buys a whole barrel (tub) for themself and hides leftovers for snack treats.
Carrying around a plastic bag of "chicken for later" or eating it while driving certainly merits this monicker.
"Whuz acrackalackin, Fingerlickin' Chicken?"
"Why'ont you save me a juicy breast, OK?
"Huh?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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Fingerless February

It’s basically no but November but for girls. It’s typically less popular to the internet and not many participate in it.

But here are the rules
1 no masturbation or sex

2 you can touch clit
3 porn is fine

If your successfully last fingerless February you earn your rights ladies.👏👏
Boy: lemme smash
Girl: it’s fingerless February
Boy: aw shit ok
by Forklicker November 3, 2019
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One-fingered butt plunge

In the act of wiping one's bottom, when the toilet paper tears and, inadvertently, a finger plunges into the butt hole. (Occurs especially when using cheap toilet paper or when wiping too hard). Can result in a stinky fingernail.
Guy in toilet: Oh, dude, gross!
Guy outside: What happened?
Guy in toilet: I was wiping and I accidentally did the one-fingered butt plunge.
by LongWayfromHome September 7, 2010
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