Fuck Me Figuratively Up The Ass

An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.

Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!

by ElectroSophie March 28, 2009

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figures of speech

A word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage.

Figures of speech: "Calling her a crab was just a figure of speech... But she has literal crabs."

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hooded figures

Beings who inhabit the town of night vale who are normally found in the dog park that does not exist and should not be engaged in anyway.

"Do not approach the hooded figures."

by CheshireGrin92 April 1, 2016

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Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

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