Fibonassist

A dunce who teaches others despite their MAJOR skill issues; A live example of pure Fibonassism

Guy 1: "AYO!! But my answers were straight up trash, how tf did I get full?"
Guy 2: "Looks like our beloved Fibonassist didn't know what the question was about XD"
Guy 2: "You still think Fibonassism isn't real?"
Guy 1: "No, sire! Long live the Fibos!"

by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023

Fibonacci

A sequence of numbers described by a guy named Leonardo from thirteenth century Pisa, Italy. The sequence starts with a zero or 1 and shows up unexpectedly in patterns all the time in math, computing, and nature. Pascal's triangle several centuries later when added diagonally added up to - guess what - this. The Fibonacci sequence can be found in the perfect spiral of flowers, shells, and waves in nature, hurricanes, the proportions of the human face and body, galaxies in space, comprises the golden ratio in architecture, and has applications in everything from audio/sound, chemistry, to population genetics, and predicting stock growth.

When describing a person, a Fibonacci is someone who is brilliant, interesting, and 'magical'. They are able to connect things. They are both left and right brain, and probably use a much higher percentage of their brain than most humans, if they are in fact, human. They are also the kindest, nicest most incredible human beings on the planet, if they are even from here. Fibonacci is the guy or girl who will always beat you in 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon, in like 2 moves. They can see the connection in everything. Usually found with at least one of more other Fibonaccis, so if you find a cluster, you will basically fucking die.

girl1: Barkeley is a total hippie love fest omg he's so nice and smart and I love him so much and I want to die.

girl2: yeah he's a Fibonacci

girl3: namaste

by firefly's light August 10, 2017

FiBorced

The resulting status when a close friend or relative has un-friended or de-friended you on FaceBook.

Sam - Hey Billy, what's up? I noticed your wife is not listed on your friends list anymore.

Billy - We had a spat about what someone posted on her wall and she FiBorced me over it.

by BuzzFactor December 9, 2009

the Fibonacci

a sexual move in which the number of thrusts in the next hole entered equals the sum of the thrusts in the previous two holes. With a woman, this can include an around the world where there is one thrust in the mouth, one in the vagina, two in the anus, three in the mouth, five in the vagina, eight in the anus, thirteen in the mouth, etc. With a man, this can include one in the mouth, one in the anus, two in the mouth, three in the anus, five in the mouth, eight in the anus, etc.

Man, that chick was so horny last night she let me give her the Fibonacci.

by pyroman13 August 27, 2016

fibonacci

A spiral pasta that extends infinitely.

This fibonacci tastes great in red sauce. So does Fibonacci.

by EKahn February 22, 2014

fibobun

When something is opened wrong/upside down

Why did you just fibobun that bag of tall chips?

Somone fibobuned my chip bag.

by dudewist2 August 14, 2017

fibonacci february

The next level version of destroy dick december.
Every day of the February month you have to nut an amount of times corresponding to a number in the Fibonacci Sequence. So, you nut 1 time on February 1st, 1 time on February 2nd, 2 times on February 3rd and so on...
On February 28th you will have to rack up an insane amount of 317811 nuts!

Completed #destroydickdecember already? Try doing the fibonacci february now.

by AverageAlien February 6, 2018