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Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.
1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.
Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010
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Fitalicious

A description of someone who is good looking and in amazing physical shape.
"Did you see that Preston ran 20 miles today?" "Yeah, he's so cut and soooo hot. He's fitalicious!"
Fitalicious by srq_water_walker January 7, 2012
Related Words
Joe: FMITAT
Pam: K. My place at 10?
FMITAT by your depression June 13, 2020

fuitahwabrd 

A clever and not obvious way of expressing hostility.

Fuck yoU In The AssHole With A Big Rubber Dick
Person A: Linkin Park sucks!

Person B: Fuitahwabrd!
fuitahwabrd by El Fredo April 11, 2004
An exclamation combining the words Fuck and Shit, it can be used as a negative statement standing in for "fuck that shit", or in a positive sense "that's the fucking shit".

Typically this portmanteau of fucking shit is used to swear in the presence of those who would otherwise frown upon the use of profane utterances: teachers, parents, and obnoxious religious acquaintances.
Fhit, I'm out of here.

Oh man, that's the FHIT!

Fhit Jessica you're looking large, as in fat.
Fhit by Nforest November 9, 2010

feitans.ten.inch_shlong 

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anime_girl.emily_weeb: whenever i see you... and you act like a BAKA ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅบ

jess_cute.baka_anime.otaku: oh youโ€™re talking about feitans.ten.inch_shlong right?
The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.
1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

2)
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FMITA by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008