FFB

Fake Fuck Buddy

Stating you have a girlfriend in a similar milieu as Manti Te'o Girlfriend hoax

Johnny's FFB totally tweeted that she just died in a car accident...

by DarthV January 22, 2013

Fuck Flash Back (FFB)

Fuck Flash Back... you just fucked some chick the other night, while you were off your fucking face.. then, when your mind wanders...
BAM. FFB...

the mind shows scenes of embarrassing facial expressions, slips, trips, falls..
maybe even the cum face... if you were lucky...

most likely to strike whilst at your shit job, or at a boring meal with the rentals. The physical reaction to the FFB manifests itself in the facial area, and prompts others to ask what is the matter with you...

"oh man, i gotta “Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” with the rentals at dinner last night"
"oh shit what did ya mom say?"
"she told me if i didnt like the food i should go to mcdonalds."

“Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” strikes at work:
*screws face at thought*
"andy....are you ok? did you hurt yourself?"
"erm... yeh..."

by andy697887 June 28, 2010

FFB Rating

False Fringe-Bounce Rating:

The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful

Here Kevin, what's the FFB Rating of the Orchard?
It's 55% today due to rain

by FFB guy May 2, 2022

FFB

- Fit Fat Bird;

A female with a face beautiful enough to enable you to overlook her significant excess weight.

That Nigella Lawson's a proper FFB.

by Ricklehurst December 21, 2022

FFB

As opposed to a BFF, FFB is a Feed and Fuck Me Buddy.

Taco Tuesday and sex in the bathroom? I want you to be my FFB.

by BCAPAGLI April 1, 2020

FFB

Frozen fuckshit baby. When you do coke instead of going to planned parenthood.

"u hurd about that girl who did coke instead of gettin an abortion? didn't work and now she's got a FFB!"

by fuckshitbabyoven May 26, 2020

FFB

Fabulous Fluffy Biscuit

Ex:
Person 1: I look like the pillsbury doughboy
Person 2: no girl your a ffb

by Caitlin4Prez August 7, 2020