Ferretti

Ferretti is a state of being, occurring when a type of malignant neoplasm characterized by the proliferation of revolting odors tend to invade first the armpits, slowly extending to the remainder of the body. It then invades the nostrils of all surrounding persons. Ferretti can be eradicated with a simple shower.

Crap, you're Ferretti. Go take a shower.

by Anonymous66758 July 4, 2010

Ferreting

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

by blah14 June 3, 2010

frettings

when you spend too much time fretting over your Facebook privacy settings...

I spent so much time considering all possibilities for who to share information with on Facebook and finally reset all my frettings

by Victoriacam February 26, 2011

Ferreting

The act of doing something your own way even if bone idle

Josh has been ferreting his way through life

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

Ferreting

When someone doesn’t want a relationship with you, but only wants to keep you for themselves!

Kathy was FERRETING John, while she slept with all his friends!
John was ferreting Denise, even though he had a family with another woman!

by Æither February 26, 2021

ferreting

A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.

Anne needed a poo so bad it was ferreting.

by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022

Ferreting

When a person defecates in the corner of a room. Usually because someone has wronged them.

Jimmy was caught ferreting in his bosses office corner after he was fired unexpectedly.

by Teddy1971 January 14, 2023