Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.

"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."

by Brookwood April 1, 2008

terd ferguson

1)Burt Reynolds' alter ego
2)An endearing name reserved for annoying cats

Dont leave your weed out or Terd Ferguson will eat it!

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Tom Ferguson

I LIKE BIG JUICY DICK

Synonyms gay, homosexual, bent, gandhu

Tom Ferguson gets bent over by Craig Dover

by Willy sprinkles 123 May 27, 2019

Dirty Ferguson

When a man covers his penis in fecal matter, and procedes to titty fuck a young woman.

Hey Brian, I gave this chick a Dirty Ferguson last night, and it smelled really bad

by Dirty Fergie May 17, 2013

Garret Bobby Ferguson

A walking head that resembles Jesus just plain legit at playing Broken Bones

GBF: I'm Garret Bobby Ferguson Not giant bearded face

by Spartangamerz25 April 13, 2017

Out by a Ferguson

To make a prediction that is on overestimate by a minimum of a factor of ten.

Covid will kill 500,000 people in the UK. You what, that's out by a Ferguson.

by Il Dottore Roberto December 23, 2020

Dennis Ferguson

Dennis Ferguson is a big ped from Australia. He kidnapped three kids in 1987, severly raped them and loved every minute of it. His long greasy hair and bald spot, big 80's-core glasses and him licking his wrinkly face doesn't really help him much now, does it? He's hounded out of every house he lives. He's a waste of fossil fuels cause every time he's released he manages to be employed as a janitor at a kindergarten, live two blocks from a pre-school, live with a 17 year old, and in 2005 he touched a kid at a train station after his 14 year sentence. Not to mention he literally confessed to a prison inmate "I only do under 11, 12 is they're stunners."

"Gee Dennis Ferguson, you're FUCKIN' HOT."

"Let's spend 1000 dollars a day on taxes towards keeping Dennis Ferguson on 24/7 security! The nation will be happy with that :)"

by blakepatrick91 October 8, 2008