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Franz Ferdinand

Franz Ferdinand: This is a very great pleasure acquired when you shoot a b.b. gun at a females vagina causing a boqueefious to occur through the pleasure she will receive
“Damn that kinky bitch wanna Franz Ferdinand
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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Fernard

A small bowl of marijuana that just gets a couple people a little high.
1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"

"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."

"well, maybe just a fernard?"

"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."
by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008
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Ferdinand

A man with goals asscheeks. Every time u smell them, u say, "oh yeah, let me smell that". And this is always and all the time. A Ferdinand is also a German term for jumping around in the barn with the chickens, before u sacrifice them too the great almighty CHOKOLAK! Why is Ferdinand the best person u always can smell a mile away? I can't tell you. The name Ferdinand is one of the worst names for kids, but not adults, so it's best too get it while your grown. Ferdinand´s have a pretty average penis length, but knows how too use it ;)
Heyyyy maboiiii, u see that massive Ferdinand person right in front of your eyes mahmainzzz?

Nah bruhhski I'm blind asfuck maguey..
Ah man I feel you.
Nicemahboii, I can smell he's asscheeks tho! Are they tasty or nah.
Ferdinand´s are as usual very tasty wachumean maboii?
by chipmunkchicken November 27, 2021
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fendicardigan

I heard fendicardigan is being problematic again (as always)
by Okay but Did you know October 24, 2020
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Franz Ferdinand

The awesomest band in the damn world!!!
I can't wait until the Almost Acoustic Christmas at the Hollywood Ampitheatre!!!!
by Take Me Out November 28, 2004
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rio ferdinand

£30 million pound england and manchester united defender born in Peckham hated by leeeds fans as he left them to join a better club.
Glen johnson is going to be the next rio ferdinand
by Taylor November 23, 2003
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ferdinand

A fluent speaker of Russian, he specializes in the disposal of others. Favorite activities include scratching the cardboard rectangle, meowing, moving his food out of the bowl before eating it, and chasing twist ties around.
"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."

"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."

"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."

"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
by Chris The Italian Chef April 2, 2009
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