Floating Beard

A full beard worn by a man with a shaved head

Some of Tim Howard's success during the World Cup has to be credited to his amazing floating beard.

by dqbiz November 4, 2014

floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010

Bangkok Floating Market

Having two gorgeous Thai girls with you in a hotel bathtub, with each floating from end to end crossing paths in the middle and passing various fruits and flowers from the hotel room provisions.

This is in lieu of actually making a trip to the outdoor floating market that is at least 2 hours drive from Bangkok. An unrealistic distance to travel, especially when a short weekend trip to Bangers is usually less than 48 hours.

Hey, had a great time at the Bangkok Floating Market this weekend in Bangers. Couldn't have done much more with the hangover I had. Truth be told, I visited on Saturday AND Sunday mornings and visited different vendors. The product was exceptional and well worth the trip.

by Friends of Suzie Wong March 4, 2010

Floating Colours

½ of achievement, not-so-great triumph, to do something half perfect, neither fail nor succeed

Marco: Mum, look! I got flyin' colours for my drawing!

Mum: It should be floating colours, you misspelled your name.

by Hazique15 August 21, 2011

floating mexican

when you shit in tube sock, then take a piss on it, and then hit someone's head with it.

I had butt piss really bad last night, so so I decided to give Steveie Wonder a floating mexican except this one was a little sloppy.

by the Votee June 2, 2005