feet

a huge brain attacking a martian spaceship with lazerbeams, it is using a forcefield so it wont die. The martian spaceship will eventually be destroyed, making me happy, now i have to poop my pants

jimmy schwan is a feet us
yes i do like soda, but jimmy likes pop

by j-man holmes stevens November 20, 2002

feet

a feet is one of those things that you put oh well i cant think of anything funny right now.

justin smells like soda

by dub schwan November 20, 2002

Feet

A smelly but really important part to our body. It's as important as heart.

Guys are often attracted to girl's feet.

by Celest98 July 20, 2022

Feeted

The act of stamping on another, putting one's feet on another's body, mauling another with one's feet.

"Man, that guy got totally feeted..."

by Roren August 15, 2008

Feet

guardian of the ten toes, protected by your hairy fat legs.

hey man what are those?
FEET
oh feet, the guardian of the toes, and it's protected by your hairy fat legs.
RUDE.

by Weird definitions April 29, 2021

Feet

The highest part of your body when you are doing a handstand.

I am left-feeted.

by Mike Sergio Loecher November 20, 2002

Feet

The most pristine part of the human body. They are essential for using shoes, and that means you can wear the brand new shrek crocs your parents got you during the back to school sale.

Clint Stevens: "Wow I totally really like feet"
Everyone who watches Clint Stevens: "Hahaha feet lol"

by Pistachio Ice Cream September 3, 2018