Federal Fondle

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."

Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

by whev November 20, 2010

Federal Republic of Ryan

Abbreviatted as FRoR, a fictional European country located in the planet Earth on The Universe Ryan. They are famous for being the largest manufacturer of automobiles (the second largest one being Venezuela and the third one being Belarus). They have extremely powerful economy and military, making the country themselves a extreme superpower (the second extreme superpower is the United States). Their military can also defeat any enemies. The FRoR is a good Authoritarian-Democratic-Police State-Deep State country. Existed since November 25, 2018. They first used to be the monarchist Empire of Ryan (EoR) from March 15th, 1863 until January 1st, 1919, and the communist Bolivarian Republic of Ryan (BRoR) from January 1st, 1919 until November 25, 2018. Luigi, Italy is their capital and New Kabul, Croatia is their largest city.

The demonym is Ryanian(s).

Their 11 states are Italy, Austria, Corsica, Malta, Balearic Islands, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Bosnia and Hezergovina, Croatia and Slovenia.

The current president of the FRoR is Mike Johnson (of Saving Earth Party (SEP)), and the current Vice-President of the country is Katie Shammas (of Democratic Socialist Party (DSP)).

"The Federal Republic of Ryan is such a beautiful country! They are a hero superpower!" - A typical Ryanian national expressing opinion on his/her/their own country.

by Ryan900USAYT March 22, 2022

federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

by dNguyen September 8, 2006

The Federal Hotel

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.

Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

Federal Reserve

What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency

Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"

Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"

by random_God_24 June 29, 2009

Federal

Someone who snitches on another person or group of people.

Yo, you fuck with Johnny?
Nah, that nigga's federal.

by seattleboxcar May 14, 2016

Federal Swag

The act of having so much swag that the federal government wants to tax it.

Elton John is rockin' his federal swag.

by Salty4444 September 27, 2011