Fee

When you pee and fart at the same time. Almost like a shart, but with pee. When it happens, your pee comes out along with your fart. Usually only happens to girls.

(Girl 1 )- HAHAHHAHAHAH ! What a funny joke !

(Girl 2)- HAHAHAHHAHAHAA I KNOW RIGHTT !

(Girl 1)- CRAP ! I just feed my pants !

(Girl 2)- HA! sucks.

by Himmie G ! January 04, 2009

fee fee

fee fee man/woman
or just straight up fee fee means....

gay
fag
homosexual

all that jazz haha thats is what fee fee man means you a flamer!

or you can use it to descirbe some thing acting homo...

Ali G used fee fee man to call out gays, if you didnt notice this than i made this up or something i dont care go fee fee some where!

by Evil Mistress September 14, 2006

Fee

When you do something really clumsy, but it appears as really cute.

My little sister is such a Fee, but we totally love her anyway.

Aww, you've just been Feeing all day.

by afrodaz April 28, 2010

Fee

Short for "Coffee". Usually used when too tired or hung-over, and it's way too much effort to speak the entire word.

Jim,(upon awakening): "Fee?" (Has anybody made some coffee? / Will someone please bring me some coffee?)

Keven: (mumbles something unintelligible)

by Loudin Obnoxious July 24, 2008

Fee

A fucking slut who goes out with a boy for a year and then dumps them and goes out with the new one

FEE

by JamesMilford November 05, 2019

Fee Fee Bag

A jack off device made of a rubber glove,a rolled up towel, some duct tape & a squirt of lotion. (Usually used in Prison)

Someone ripped off my Fee Fee Bag so I had go into the meat locker,Drill a hole into a 5 pound boneless turkey breast & fuck the shit out of it.

by Doyle March 08, 2004

Fee

a one eyed creature who drives a jeep

Look in that black jeep, there is a Fee.

by mmk May 25, 2003