K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

Fed Ex Pope

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.

The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.

by Irish Reptilia November 4, 2004

fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.

"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."

by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014

K-Fed-Ex

Kevin Federline after Britney dumps him

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney

by merriamweb May 25, 2006

K-Fed-Ex

The nick-name of Britney Spears or anyone that K-Fed no longer has a serious relationship with.

"Britney and that other woman - They are so K-Fed-Ex."

by y2kiki January 15, 2007

fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.

My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.

by nicnac29 March 13, 2011

Nik From Fed Ex

Nik is a blonde overweight man in his twenties, Nik is the kind of guy to groom young girls on VrChat and unknowingly get minors into a polyamorous relationship and send disgusting messages via discord. Nik also works for Fed Ex and lives with his mother who is very clearly sick and tired of him. Nik needs to move out, get help, get a life and stop being a discord mod.

Person 1: Oh my gosh did you hear what that guy did to her
Person 2: Yes, they are such a Nik from fed ex!!

by NiksBiggestHater August 23, 2025