fear turkey

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.

"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)

by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020

Fear Porn

Mainstream Media content that deliberately and enticingly plays on people's fears about disaster, disease and death. Currently used in relation to some COVID-19.

My friend was too scared to go outside, some thing about giant murder hornets? He must be watching his fear porn again.

by Animalfarm1984 June 26, 2020

feamep

Between a woman's vulva and clit.

I hit that feamep real good- KSI.

by moshenahum April 21, 2019

feasiebel

Possible to write code easily or conveniently in Siebel CRM.

This algorithm is completely functional and feasible to write in every programming language, but I'm afraid it's not feasiebel.

by ttomino July 17, 2019

Feastan

Feastan is a big dude. He will Feastan your Feastan and Feastan everything in sight. Stay away from him or he will eat you. There is also many stories about him.

The most interesting one is where he won a straight line 100 metre race without moving by simply already existing a piece of himself at the finish line. There is also rumors where an entire country was lost from going too close to his gravitational pull.

The main message to take, is if you see Feastan, do not try to bodyknock him. You will see space without a rocket or space helmet.

Person 1: Did you see Feastan over there?

Person 2: Of course I did Joe

by YaDynoboy March 10, 2020

Buddha's Feast

A massive shit.

I had to drop a mad Buddha's Feast after eating that veggie chicken sammich.

by OZ616 May 13, 2010

pussy feather

A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.

Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.

by suckmeblanter12 December 11, 2011