Fappertastic

Word to describe the most perfect fappable thing.
So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.

Steve: What happened to Chuck?
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..

by No-need-for-a-name January 29, 2010

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cp fapper

A person who masterbates to child porn

Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper

by anon2014 September 21, 2010

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Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.

That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.

by Robert Himler November 3, 2013

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Flyper

The sniping terror of the sky...

As made popular by the video "Flyper" by Scoutellite on Youtube.

Flyper: "Piss."
Scout: O_O

by Flyper May 20, 2011

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Fanperson

A politically correct version of "Fanboy"
Can also be used in plural as "Fanpeople"

Mandie: Jamie is at his house playing on his new PS3.
Kat: Yeah, he's a real fanperson.
Mandie: Lulz, what did you just say?

by Sophlulz November 14, 2007

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Faperlin

When you fap so often your dick bleeds.

Jon- Hey Derek do you have any gauze?

Derek- No, what would you need that for?

Jon- I've been on a fapping bender lately and I cut my foreskin.

Derek- Congratulations, you've just been promoted from Fapmaster to Faperlin.

by The Fap Police February 25, 2011

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