fitness fatty 

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.

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fitness fatty by Os III April 2, 2016

fitness nazi 

An individual who wants to impose strict standards of health and fitness on others.

"Joe's always talking about how other people are fat and need to work out as much as he does. He's such a fitness nazi."

fitness nazi by thepibbs March 7, 2014

spunk fitness 

(noun) quality of one's semen showing appropriateness for impregnating a women.

patient: doc, how can I make sure I can get my girl pregnant?

doctor: we will run some tests to check your spunk fitness.

spunk fitness by Semenary Road September 25, 2010

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Planet Fitness 

A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.

Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.

Planet Fitness by AFG-K August 2, 2021

Planet Fitness 

A horrible facility that calls itself a gym

DO NOT GO HERE

There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks

Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all

Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf

Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month

Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?

Oh yeah what gym you go to?

Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains

Planet Fitness by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021

Fitness Firsted 

When your phone number gets given to fitness first and the sales calls ensue.

Peter: That John bastard fitness firsted me. They wont stop calling me until i join their stupid gym!
Paul: You should join, you could afford to lose some weight.

Fitness Firsted by Matt P 81 May 26, 2010