Mrs. Atkinson

Imagine the bitchiest teacher to ever live. Round and fat as shit body, skinny ass legs that make her look like Shrek, always calling students out for the stupidest things, and calling everyone sir as if the kids are the prostitutes she tried calling up last night. Yeah, well this bitch is the perfect definition of that. She literally has no ass. Her legs have the circumference of a tooth pick, and her body has the circumference of a small dining room table. Each fucking wrinkle she has on her saggy ass face resembles another prostitute bailing out of that loose ass pussy. Her pudgy ass face looks like a dick from the 1600s. She waddles from side to side as if she took in a good one inch from her pink Hello Kitty vibrator. And lastly, she's probably written up at least 50 kids or more in the last two months. Unless everyone finally got scared of her and her saggy tits hanging over

you while she scolds you. For all the students who may have her as a substitute, if you see her... RUN!!!

Person 1: Who do you have as a sub next block?
Person 2: Mrs. Atkinson

Person 1: Oh shit.. Get ready for the saddest and hardest 50 minutes of your life.
Person 2: ...

by A saggy ass piece of shit June 3, 2018

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Fort Atkinson

Very boring town, full of stuck up people.

"Wow, Fort Atkinson sucks."

by I hate you, yes you. June 18, 2008

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Lee Atkinson

One Word : Legend

Lee does not need an example. Lee does not need a reason. all as everyone needs to know LEE ATKINSON is a LEGEND!

by gaz12321 November 22, 2010

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Fatkins Diet

The opposite of just about any diet. Eating whatever you want and generally relying on your metabolism to keep you fit.

"Man, I've lost 1O lbs on this new diet I started!"
"Dang dude, I've tried so many different diets, what's yours called?"
"The Fatkins Diet."
"Fatkins? What do you eat?"
"Mostly Mountain Dew and candy."

by MetaEnder November 29, 2009

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atkinsonion

The proper term for an atkinson. there is this mobster gangster swagger named justin who is an atkinson. He rides in the hood with his nigga israel. He is so damn cool that even unicorns decided to exist to follow him around. Justin is a very pimp-like swagster that both fucks bitches and gets money. He is such a cool kid that when he attended highschool, they realized that he didn't belong there. They immediately transferred him to an upper class pimp school to brush up on what he was meant to grow up and become. Justin is an Atkinsonion who has a rediculously cool hairdo. people walk for years just to touch his do.

you have a big penis. you must be an atkinsonion

by justinandisrael February 6, 2014

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