Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

fartner

The piece of shit that accompanies an overtrusted fart. Portmanteau of fart and partner.

Oh my God, that sounded like a fartner.

by Gina Leonardo January 18, 2019

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

Fartner

When two people lie in seperate beds and randomly fart down the phone at eachother during conversation, usually followed by a 'purrr' or a 'cheep cheep' as recognition depending on the comedic value of said fart. This initiates bouts of uncontrollable laughter well into the early hours of the morning.

Grace and Rob have been fartners every night for as long as I can remember.
Fartners No Matter What.
Fartners dont seperate for ever, they just run out of gas sometimes.

by MrLetGo February 17, 2026

Silent fartner

When someone else farts, to deliberately let go of a silent but nasty one under the other's name.

Dude, that's not my smell! You're not trying to be my silent fartner, are you?

by qejiem September 7, 2016