Definitions by MrLetGo

Fartner

Two people deeply connected who find it incredibly funny and completely normal to fart at eachother. Irreplaceable in every respect. A bond so deep and natural its as if the universe brought them together in a cloud of noxious ass gas.

Rob lost his fartner last week. His ass now runs silent.

Fartner by MrLetGo June 7, 2026

Therapy dog

When someone uses you as a trauma dump or emotional baggage handler in order to make themselves feel better. This usually involves breadcrumbing, love bombing , emotional blackmail and trauma bonding so that the therapy dog doesnt leave even though there is no reason to stay.

Grace used Rob every single day as her therapy dog masking it with friendship while giving him the bare minimum.

Therapy dog by MrLetGo June 6, 2026

Fartner

When two people lie in seperate beds and randomly fart down the phone at eachother during conversation, usually followed by a 'purrr' or a 'cheep cheep' as recognition depending on the comedic value of said fart. This initiates bouts of uncontrollable laughter well into the early hours of the morning.

Grace and Rob have been fartners every night for as long as I can remember.
Fartners No Matter What.
Fartners dont seperate for ever, they just run out of gas sometimes.

Fartner by MrLetGo June 6, 2026