Pussy Famine 

A period of time where there is a lack or non-existence of vagina in a man's life.

Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.

Pussy Famine by shagutter November 7, 2014

Fecal Famine 

A long period of time in which defacation cannot occur.

"Aww man! I haven't taken a crap in like a week! What a fecal famine."

Fecal Famine by E. Budge September 7, 2008

Feast or Famine 

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).

When it comes to the ladies, it seems like its either feast or famine.

Feast or Famine by McSandtrap May 12, 2008

Rent Famine 

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.

Rent Famine by DaddyFliffus April 1, 2015

30 Hour Famine

A gathering of super awesome teens who want to do the world some good, and they fast for a long time and raise money for hungry children. Usually followed up by an amazing feast.

Wow, the 30 Hour Famine was super awesome!

30 Hour Famine by Potter Phan Phorever April 27, 2010

cock famine 

when theres no penis to be obtained by the female gender.

there is a cock famine up in here

cock famine by darrel murphy July 22, 2007

Flood, Fire, or Famine 

When everybody goes through a hard time every now and then, but this is necessary not only to build up their character and faith, but each trial propels them to a greater height and a higher plane.

You may go through a flood, fire, or famine, but if you know who God is in your life, the pain and frustration are often a mere set-up for something greater that you are about to experience in your life.

Flood, Fire, or Famine by MathPlus October 19, 2017