Pussy Famine

A period of time where there is a lack or non-existence of vagina in a man's life.

Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.

by shagutter November 7, 2014

Fecal Famine

A long period of time in which defacation cannot occur.

"Aww man! I haven't taken a crap in like a week! What a fecal famine."

by E. Budge September 7, 2008

famine ass

An extreme case of hungry butt. So extreme infact it leaves you worrying for your sanity

You what she is wearing? Thats some serious hungry butt

Hungry butt thats so bad that is famine ass

by knifegeek June 26, 2012

Feast or Famine

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).

When it comes to the ladies, it seems like its either feast or famine.

by McSandtrap May 12, 2008

Rent Famine

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.

by DaddyFliffus April 1, 2015

Famine Fuck

An unattractive, rachet female/male that you have sex with, strictly because you are in a drought.

She was a total famine fuck, but times are hard.

by Ginger Astaire February 12, 2014

cock famine

when theres no penis to be obtained by the female gender.

there is a cock famine up in here

by darrel murphy July 22, 2007