Fire Faker

Someone who has naturally brunette or blonde hair, but dyed/bleached it so that it would resemble redhead hair. Usually poorly done and not convincing at all.

You see that chick's roots? She's a total fire faker.

by Rihantasaurus May 14, 2011

fame-seeking missile

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Internet fame

The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.

You: *posts*

Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG"

You: *switches off computer*

*tumbleweed*

by Tempestua May 28, 2005

Fame name

The God-awful, ridiculously over the top first name given to the unsuspecting spawn of an ego maniacal,attention grabbing celebrity parent or parents.

Would be fair to say Frank Zappa's child, Moon Unit, was given a fame name .

Hall of " fame names"......Blue Ivy Carter,Apple Martin, Rumor and Scout Willis,Eunice Kennedy

by sheila in the car January 12, 2012

Faberry

The best ship on Glee. Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry . Even though it wasn’t canon, literally anybody can see the amazing chemistry between the two. Honestly lesbian power couple.

Person 1: Hey, do you watch Glee?
Person 2: Yeah, but only because of Faberry!

by faberry is real November 27, 2019

Faderade

Drinking down some Gatorade and adding an ample amount of vodka creates Faderade. It helps kill the taste of the alcohol, especially when using bottom shelf vodka. It'll fade you fast, and is particularly effective for those who aren't fans of shots.

Glynis drank so much Faderade she ended up with her ass up in the air in a recliner asking why everyone was upside-down.

by pjsiqhh December 7, 2006

faker's dozen

Eleven (11), a play on words of the term "Baker's Dozen"

With eleven points scored in the game, he had a faker's dozen.

by Sidelines February 9, 2010