flexual assault

A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers

This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

Fatsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to fat people

George is fatsexual

by All4Anne July 22, 2018

flagsexual

One who is sexually aroused by flags. Particularly American flags.

I identify as a flagsexual. Every time I see our great American flag wave I can't help but flagsturbate.

by Flagsexual September 21, 2017

Flexual Intercourse

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.

Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.

by CAWS March 6, 2008

Fransexuality

1: The act of having sexual desires towards characters or persons named Fran.
2: Ambiguous characters of questionable gender that do not fit into any particular category

bob is fransexual. I am fransexual. Many people support Fransexuality.

by Franonymous March 24, 2011

Fartsexual

Fartsexual is when you are sexually attracted to farts

Omg Lauren I cant you came out as fartsexual

by Fartsexeual December 22, 2019

malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013