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Failternet

When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.

The word was first coined by Rakey.
Kelsey: Why did you leave us on Skype?
Rachel: Bah. Sorry, failternet!
by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009
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Fawlty Towers

The name of a TV show broadcast on the BBC between 1975 and 1979. It is based around a small hotel, with an arse of a manager. Along with "Polly" - the maid - "Manuel" - the Spanish Waiter - "Basil" - the arse of a manager and "Sybil" - Basil's wife.

John Cleese (Basil) along with Conny Booth (Polly) wrote the series.

It only survived to make 12 episodes, within 2 seasons.
"Did you see Fawlty Towers last night?"
by Pen Rua July 28, 2009
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Failtagonist

Some one who causes a fail, makes a person fail.
Anthony- Agh, move your ass, i'm playing online.

Leslie- Why should I?

*Anthony avatar gets avatar get shot down*

Leslie- *Laughs* Fail!

Anthony- Leslie your a damn Failtagonist!
by FailNavigator. October 12, 2010
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faulty logic

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.
Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.
by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014
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faultyspell

A young a new talent with a great singing voice. He has millions of fans over the globe. He became famous from an old Fivem called "pcrp" with a hit called "pcrp song".
Faultyspell just farted
by Faultyspell lover 69420 October 6, 2019
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failtard

A person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase "fail" to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.
Waldo: "You did what? Fail!"
Ralph: "Quit being such a failtard, Waldo. Go back to 4chan where you belong."
by albedosMom669 January 13, 2009
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Failey

Possibly the coolest, but most accident prone person you will ever meet. To be a Failey, is to fail at things, and still be awesome.
by soapy17 August 28, 2010
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