phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010

faceboobing

Trolling through Facebook looking for sweet cleavage pics.

"Who is the chick in that picture, she's got a sweet rack!?"

"I have no idea, I just found it while I was faceboobing."

by mc dc September 19, 2009

sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day

Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??

by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009

facebookin'

browsing on facebook

I'm facebookin' right now, how about you?

by Joann W. April 2, 2007

Late Night Facebooking

The act of facebooking during the hours of midnight-6am. Examples include commenting, liking, and poking (CLP).

Mrs. Laura was caught in the act of late night facebooking on multiple occasions.

by E. Splooge March 27, 2011

facehookin

when someone gratuitously sluts themselves out on facebook.

This is includes but not limited to:

Excessive uploading/tagging/posting of photos
Constantly being on facebook
Frequent useless posts/updates

Kerry: Have you seen Sean lately?
Jimmy: He's busy facehookin, that dude never leaves his room

by tndcrs July 8, 2009

facebooking your territory

To constantly and excessively comment and "like" posts and pics of someone you're interested in.

Drew: "Good lord have you seen Michelle's wall lately?"
Tara: "I know right?! Josh is facebooking his territory all over, in and around that..."
Drew: "He's liked the last 20 things posted, he's the king of facebooking your territory."
Tara: "I wonder if he'll pee on her leg to ward off the others when we go camping next weekend baha"

by TylerDurden44 June 10, 2010